thrace-:

Did I leave the oven on?

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OH FUCK I LEFT THE OVEN ON

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No wait I remember turning it off

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(via therelentlessdrive)

corgisandboobs:
“ thecatladyy:
“ airyairyquitecontrary:
“ presenting the safest kittens in the world
”
Oh dear god
”
St. Bernards are not real. They can’t be.
”

corgisandboobs:

thecatladyy:

airyairyquitecontrary:

presenting the safest kittens in the world

Oh dear god

St. Bernards are not real. They can’t be.

(via the-optimistic-writer)

myusshi:

tobleronequeen:

Make that YouTube video. Make that Vine. Write that book that you’ve been dreaming about. Lose/gain that weight to make you love yourself. Ace your exams. If you fail, start again. Read more books. Take those classes to gain that skill. Send that message and start talking to more people.

There’s no way I’m repeating 2014.

This is talking to me. thank you for making my favorite 2015 post.

(via makethiseasierr)

sicknymphet:

look I totally love girls and stuff but being friends with girls who aren’t feminists is so fucking exhausting like Idgaf that Suzy sucked dick for a McChicken last night Debra mind yo damn business

(via laughcentre)

patheticbae:

did you ever wanted someone to talk to you so bad and when they finally did you freaked out and messed up the conversation and then they didnt talk to you for a long time after that and all you could think was

*this is why i’m going to be alone for the rest of my life*

(via roobythebooby)

"I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it."

Winona Ryder (via confusingmisery)

(via roobythebooby)

englishbreakfasts:
“ englishbreakfasts:
“ omg ok well while i was home from university this weekend i stumbled across an old photo album and found pictures from a job I did when I was in like 5th or 6th grade and I remember the shoot being pretty...

englishbreakfasts:

englishbreakfasts:

omg ok well while i was home from university this weekend i stumbled across an old photo album and found pictures from a job I did when I was in like 5th or 6th grade and I remember the shoot being pretty long, like 4 or 5 days, and just being in love with the girl who played my sister. All i really remember was that it was her first acting gig and she was from Kentucky but I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL NOW THAT IT WAS JENNIFER LAWRENCE OH MY GOD I KNEW HER BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS WORSHIP ME PEOPLE WORSHIP ME

if you’re going to reblog a picture of jennifer lawrence at this time, let it be this one. Look, she’s reading harry potter, and 12 year old me is looking at her like the sun shines out of her ass.

(via coexhst)